Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Friday 31 October 2003 at 9:08 am

Lions and tigers and bears OH MY!

Or rather:

Racoons and wolfies, and sheep OH MY!

Last night’s CSI was about a killing involving a bunch of furry fetishists.

I learned several new fetish terms, and it was hilarious watching the detectives getting an education into Plushie Passion.

Skritching and yiffing and fur-piling OH MY!

My favorite quote:

“Sometimes in a fur-pile, people do things.”

I’ve never been one to laugh at or disrespect another persons interests or pass times, but I found a few moments pretty hilarious too.

I don’t quite get the plushy furry thing, but there were some women dressed and made up as different animals, they looked pretty hot.

I was upset with one aspect of last nights show. All the furries that were unmasked and questioned were played as weird and geeky. Not all furries are weird and geeky. I never was very interested in the plushy thing, but last night after CSI I called a friend who is. She and her husband are both furries and Zootaphiles. She told me a lot about the lifestyle that I never knew.

A quick lesson in the furry and plushy life courtesy of Rita Rabbit. (not her real name)(not even her real furry name)

Plushies are stuffed animals. Plushophiles are those who worship or love them. Although sometimes a Plushophile is called simply a Plushy. Some Plushophiles find stuffed animals very erotic. Activities one can perform with a plushy range from cuddling and carressing to yiffing the plushy. Yiffing is a sort of dry hump. Plushies range in size from Beany Baby size to human size. The smaller ones are sometime worn inside one’s pants.The plushies are sometimes altered with a strategically placed hole or appendage.

Not all Plushophiles have sex with their plushie.

Furries are people who dress in animal suits. Like Plushophiles, being into the furry life doesn’t necessarily mean you have sex with people in furry suits. To each his own. Two furries can do pretty much anything two adult humans can do. They usually remain in costume during the act. They may actually fuck through holes in their costume or they may just dry hump outside the costume (yiffing). Another activity is skritching, this is a sort of preening, scratching, cuddling thing. There are heterosexual furries, gay and lesbian furries, and even cross-dressing furries. A cross-dressing furry might be a human man who likes to dress as a female animal. There once was a strong gay aspect to the furry life. But more and more women are joining in, thus more heterosexuality. It’s been said that a lot of guys who “thought” they were gay-furries discovered they were hetero-furries once they met a woman furry.

Zootaphiles are people who are turned on by people in animal suits. Zootaphiles may or may not dress in an animal suit themselves. Rita Rabbit and her partner Freddy Fox (not his real name either) are both furries and Zootaphiles. They enjoy dressing in their fur suits and doing all the things a married couple usually does. They also enjoy everything from skritching, to a gang bang furpile with thier furry playmates.

An interesting activity that sometimes takes place at a gathering of furries is called a fur-pile. Remember the quote from above? Fur piling usually means a sort of huge cuddling pile of furries. Activities can range from simple group cuddling and skritching to a yiffing or fucking gang bang. It’s all up to the participants.

Many furries are very much into cartoons, or at least cartoon animals.

“Getting in touch with your animal self” Many furryphiles or plushiephiles, have a philosophy of “the inner animal” They philosophize about their own animalistic urges, and how man is still essentially an animal.

Urine and scents are also a part of some folks activities, whether they are spraying on their plushie or just enjoy a bit of fox urine smell on their partners suit.

Now I know I haven’t’ really been able to fully explain the plushy/furry thing. So here’s a couple of links to sites I found that are written by real furriephiles.

Whatever you may think of furries, I believe if everybody is enjoying themselves, and no-one is getting hurt, then:

Skritch on Dudes!

A plushie furry dictionary.

FoxWolfie Galen’s

Plushie Page

Tales of a plushy/furry convention

And then there’s Weres

furry humor

furries talk about furries.

Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Thursday 30 October 2003 at 8:42 am

You won’t believe this!

And now for something truly wierd, sex with a green alien

And another


Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Thursday 30 October 2003 at 8:18 am

Here’s a few galleries for you to enjoy.

Interacial Oral Sex

Blow Job Gallery

MMF threesome blow job gallery

Blonde sucks a dick

Porn Star Gallery

Can’t leave the ladies out can we?

Hot Nude Hunks for the Ladies

Another one for the Ladies

Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Thursday 30 October 2003 at 7:46 am

Good Morning!

Here’s the “How to give a blowjob page” I promised.

As I reread it I still see a few typos. Be patient I’ll get them fixed soon.

How to give a great blowjob

Later

Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Wednesday 29 October 2003 at 2:15 pm

My friend Over at The Naughty Blog wrote this ….

“Dating old gals is a blast,

They don’t screw too slow or too fast,

They have all the right moves,

Soft and warm grooves,

And they don’t badger you about your past!”

She definately a naughty old gal. :)

Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Wednesday 29 October 2003 at 9:45 am

I have finaly proven I am a sick bastard.

How?

I just spent the last hour laughing hysterically at the stories in this blog.

tardblog/

Don’t miss the archives at the bottom.

I think I need to go spank myself.

Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Wednesday 29 October 2003 at 9:19 am

A news story of interest to those who aren’t ashamed of sex.

Lap Dancing banned in LA

The mayor of Dallas TX is trying the same thing in Dallas. Laura Miller a stealth anti business liberal is trying to get a similar law passed in Dallas. I don’t live IN Dallas but I live so close that it matters to me. If this 6 foot rule is passed in Dallas it will close down all of the adult entertainment establishments. Why? Because there just isn’t room in any bar or club for this. Think about this. The lady has to be 6 feet from anybody while she dances, so let’s give her a 1 foot round circle to dance in, now draw a 6 foot radius circle around that. You now have an area 13 feet across with a stripper in the middle. Ever been in any bar where the tables were 13 feet apart? I assume this also applies to the catwalk. So the catwalk now has to be 13 or 14 feet across. This is just another anti-business ploy by a stealth socialist. Who is being hurt by lap-dancing Laura? I’m a business man I sometimes take clients to these types of places, I guess I’ll have to take them to Arlington in the future. That’s business leaving Dallas, Laura.

Her first anti-business socialist move was to ban smoking in all restaurants in Dallas. Now I don’t smoke. But 20% of adults do. Most of those smokers are going to take their business to a restaurant where they can smoke. Restaurants will soon be closing all over Dallas. After the ban I had to start taking my smoking clients to other cities. That’s business leaving Dallas Laura.

Meanwhile she talks about how important the convention trade is to Dallas. What do conventions goers do in the evening. They go to restaurants, bars and strip clubs. So Laura is also damaging the convention trade. In fact I bet a lot of them came to the convention mainly so they could get a little strange pussy.

I call Laura a stealth anti business socialist. Why? Because the end result of her actions are damaging to business, What someone, especially a politician , says is irrelevant. It’s the end result of their actions that matters. The end result of Laura’s actions is to kill businesses. Something socialists love to do.

Wish I could vote in Dallas.

Then we can talk about the Bath Houses and Massage Parlors that are being closed in Dallas. Wonder if Laura has anythig to do with that. They call these establishments “houses of prostitution”. And maybe they are. But who is being hurt? A guy pays for a blow job. Both parties gain. The guy gets his rocks off, the lady gets money. Nobody is hurt. Is Laura anti-business or anti-sex? Or both?

Maybe the customers of these establishments need to rise up like they did in LA.

Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Wednesday 29 October 2003 at 7:43 am

Peaches has finished her instruction page on how to shave a pussy. I might add that the same instructions on shaving apply to guys. I don’t shave down there, I’m not a very hairy guy anyway. The guys might be advised to use a bit of caution when using the douching instructions, in the pussy care area of the page. :)

How to shave a Pussy

Cum back tommorow I am working on a “how to give a great blow job” page. Now I’ve never GIVEN a blowjob, but I have received blowjobs from some great experts at oral sex. So you might learn something.

Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Wednesday 29 October 2003 at 7:22 am

Ahhh, quickies. I don’t know about all men but every now and then I like a quickie. Slam bam, thank you mam’. Now I enjoy a long and sensuous round of sex. I enjoy exploring a woman’s body, licking, caressing, and kissing every square inch of her, or just lying close and cuddling. And i love all the creative thing Peaches and my other lovers do to my body. I enjoy after play too. Although I hope she understands if I occasionally yawn. That (I’m sorry Ladies) is the natural reaction for a man after sex. It’s a chemical thing going on inside our bodies. It just is.

But sometimes I just want a quick cum. I usually have a very good orgasm that way. I think that desire for a quick cum is the reason so many married men masturbate regularly. Peaches understands my needs and she says she enjoys a quickie too. She says it makes her feel desired in a way that a long slow lovemaking session doesn’t. It makes her feel like I desire her so much I just can’t control myself. And maybe she’s right. Then again maybe I just have a hard on and don’t want to waste it. :)

I also like what I call a semi-quickie. Frequently Peaches and I will sometimes have a semi-quickie on a Saturday morning just to greet the weekend. We wake up in each others arms, a little kissing, a little fondling, then slide it in and slowly work our way to ecstasy. Peaches must be enjoying because she is just extra cheerful all day long after that semi quickie.

A Saturday morning semi-quickie is usually followed by a romantic and sensuous evening of lovemaking, with just the two of us. Or we might invite another couple over.

What got me thinking about quickies and semi quickies? Reading Twiddlybits Sex blog. One day Peaches and I are going to make a trip to the great white north and try meet Twiddly and Dangly.

Posted under Uncategorized by admin on Tuesday 28 October 2003 at 4:46 pm

And to all the readers.

I have been trying to get Peaches to post here, but it seems she is going to create her own sex blog.

So look out world here it comes.

I’ll let you know the URL as soon as it’s ready for prime time.

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