Good Afternoon!
Well the Holiday season has started.
I just got back from the mall. Talk about a loonie bin!
But I’m going to save you some time and frustration.
Our new adult stores are ready to go. You can do your Christmas shopping in your pajamas, or less. 
So pour yourself a cup of coffee, or whatever and start shopping.
Sex Toy Gift Store, Just toys.
Sex gift Superstore, A little bit of eveything
Fetish Gift store, Leather, whips, chains, feathers
Interacial Specialties Gift Store
I promised a laymen’s guide to Anal Sex, so here it is.
Many men and women truly enjoy anal sex. There are a lot of neglected nerve endings back there that are seldom stimulated. Some women actually prefer anal sex, while some enjoy anal sex as a change of pace. Men will find the anus tighter and just a “different” sensation. The “forbidden act “aspect of anal sex can be quite a turn on for some.
Anal sex should not be tried without proper preparation. Anal tissue is not naturally lubricated like vaginal tissue. It is also more delicate. It is more prone to tearing than other tissues in the body, when torn it is susceptible to infection.
It is safest for both partners if a condom is used during anal sex.
Taking an enema before anal play is a good recommendation, this reduces risk to both partners and is much tidier.
While we’re talking about on the topic of safety. NEVER put anything into a vagina that has just been removed from an anus. Serious infection can ensue.
We’ve all watched those porn films where the guy just slides it in and bangs away. Well that aint’ the way it’s done.
Always use lots of lube. And I’m not just talking a little spit. Get a good sex lube, or at least some KY Jelly. A bottle of wine administered orally has been known to help, too.
Start with something small. Caress with a well lubed finger. Slip one finger in and work it about. Then try two fingers. You may even move up to a dildo that is bigger than your two fingers but smaller than your penis. Finally insert the penis slowly and pay attention to your partner, if it hurts slow down or stop.
Try anal sex with the woman on top. This way she can control how things progress
Don’t forget to relube during the anal sex act frequently. Remember the anus is not naturally lubricated like a vagina.
A I mentioned earlier, a bottle of wine before anal play can help ease entry. But don’t get slammed drunk then try to do the butt mombo.
There are a number of positions that work well for anal sex.
My favorite anal sex is spoon position. The woman is lying on her side, butt snuggled up to her lovers crotch. The man is on his side facing the womans back. I like this position for anal sex because I can caress my lover’s entire body during.
I already mention the girl on top position. This is a good one for anal sex or any sex. She can lie down facing you, or sit on you cock.
Then there’s good ole’ Doggy Style. Be careful here. This position gives the guy a lot of room to get overly rough. Remember those delicate anal tissues. I also find this position a good starting position. It gives easy access during the early stages of fingering and entry, also the woman can easily pull away if you are getting in too big a hurry.
Another good anal sex position is woman on bottom face down, man on top face down. Some women love this position.
Anal sex can also be done in traditional missionary position.
I like to do it sitting down. The guy sits in a chair or sofa. The woman can either sit with her back to him, or straddle him face to face.
When the deed is done. ( When is sex finished? It’s finished when the penis says it’s finished. ) Grab the condom as you remove your penis. You don’t want it to slip off and remain inside.
I also want to mention that guys enjoy anal stimulation too. The same rules of lubrication and gentleness apply here. I know some guys who say they love to have sex with their partner while wearing a butt plug or dildo in their own posteriors. They say their own orgasm is intensified.
Want to get really kinky with you anal sex. Try putting a dildo into her anus, then have vaginal sex. This double penetration drives some women wild.
Now, try it with a vibrating dildo.
Be careful, gentle, and loving. Use lots of lube. Enjoy
And remember never do anything sexually that your partner is not comfortable with, especially anal sex.
Here’s some videos that you may find helpful
- Nina Hartley’s - Guide To Anal Sex
- Nina Hartley’s - Guide To Sex Toys
You can also RENT DVDs here. They have all types.
Here’s a sex instruction site that covers all topics.
A friend has an anal sex blog here.
And then here’s a couple of great anal sex porn sites.
This just in from Texas:
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention the scientist was dragged outside by a large group of cowboys who burned his invention then beat the shit out of him.
HI,
Been kind of busy lately.
I am working on a laymen’s guide to anal sex, which I hope to have posted soon.
Don’t boink a butt without it!
Later
A friend of mine who owns a porn movie store claims to have compiled a list of the worst porn movie titles of all time.
Some are pretty funny, some are kind of strange. He swears he has seen evey one of these titles in his store. They are all real.
He’s working on another list, of worst straight movie titles turned into porn movie titles. Maybe he will have it ready for us soon.
Enjoy
A Horse’s Tail
Abs Of Cum
Adult Movie
Adventures Of The Fart Bitches
Afro-Centrix Pumpin’ The Po-Po
Airtight Granny
All Anal Onthe Westernfront
Amateurs Only- I’m A brownshit-Holed Whore
Amber The Lesbianqueefer
Anal Chiropractor
Ass-Holemio
Autobiography Offlea
Backdoor Adventures Of Butthead And Beaver
Backdoor Lambada
Beeping Miss Buffy
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
Big Trouble In little Vagina
Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty
Brassiere To Eternity
Brianna Lee’s Red Hot Weinie Roast
Bumpindonuts
Butt Nuggets
Climax Shots My Browneye, Not The Winker, The Stinker
Crack Whores Of America
Dead Men don’t Wear Rubbers
Dude, Where’s My Dildo
E-Three The Extra Testicle
Filthy Fuckers- Poke ‘Er Mon
Geranalmo
Germanwhore Fare
Good Assternoon
H.R. Muff N’ Stuff
Hairy Honies Furburgers
Hindfeld
Hooters And The Blowjobs
Hump Street
Hung Wankenstein
Hush my Mother Might Hear Us
Indiana Joan and The Black Hole Of Mammoo
Jerk Your Cum Crayon and Color Me White
Let’s Play Anal Twister
Let’s Play Stain the Couch
Lusty Life Slide Your Long Loaf In my Hot Oven
May The Foreskinbe With You
Moulinsplooge
Muffugnugen
Music To Fuck To
Once, Twice, Three Times a labia
Price Is Right
Prime Cuts - one Fell Into The Poo-Poo’s Nest
Prime Cuts - yo Quiero Taco Smell
Red Hot Cho Chos
Rimmerama
Ejacu-latee
Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
Secretaria Ejecutivabroad Of Directors
Sex Starved Fuck Sluts Stinky White Women
She’s Not lesbian… She’s vaginatarian
Sperms Of Endearment
Super Dripping Wet Series - carnal Casserole
Tea Bagger Vance
The Anal Girls Of Tobacco Road: Vagina Slimes
Tig Ol’ Bitties
Tits Of Fury
Nookie Raider
Topless Brainsurgeons
Tug Boat
Ultra Kinky - Bowlin’ In her Colon
Wall To Wall - Hello Titty
What’s The Lesbian doing In my Pirate Movie ?
White Men can’t Irononbutt Row
Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packing Factory
Yank My Doodle, It’s dandy
Homegrownvideo: Fuck The Canuck
Now this could get interesting.
A blog by twin daughters of a retired porn star. The mom and the daughters now work behind the camera.
This could be very interesting.
From a friends blog:
ROYAL PAIN
“The Paris Hilton frenzy has died down,
She looked just like a circus clown,
But she’s no Emmett Kelly,
Even while fucked on her belly,
But she gets to wear the queen slut crown!”
Did you ever wonder how so many Arabs and Muslims came to hate us?
Excerpts from a Palestinian 11th grade school text book
BTW that is NEW textbook, recently rewritten to REDUCE the hatred toward Isreal, The US, and non-Muslims.
If that didin’t give you nightmares enough………
An Interview with the Mother of a Suicide Bomber
I also wanted to let all readers know……
There’s a place at the bottom of each post where you can make comments.
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The (3) indicated that there are 3 comments at this time. Click on the tag and read other’s comments and make any comments you may feel like. I’m particularly interested in knowing wht you think about my political rantings. but I would also like to hear about your sexual exploits or thoughts.
Did you get laid last weekend?
Did your spouse finaly let you do the big anal nasty?
Do you not even want to do the big anal nasty, when there’s a nice pussy just that far away?
Do you think I am full of shit?
Did you see Yasser Arafat’s face on the news and now you have no interest in sex at all?
Does seeing Hillary on TV give you a boner or give you gas?
Would you like to do Hillary.
Are you the wrong sex for Hillary?
Some more of the Halloween night story.
By now I had my dick out slowly wanking it when I noticed another moan from a different direction. A man-woman couple were doing it doggy off behind another bush. I didn’t recognize them but they didn’t seem to be bothered by my presence. I was only a few steps from Peaches and Afro-dite. They straightened up, got dressed and joined me on the bench watching the couple scrogging furiously. It wasn’t long before Afro-d-te’s hand found my cock and shortly she slid down and began giving me a slow slippery blow job. I watched as her lips, not big but bigger than most white women’s lips slid up and down my cock. There’s just something extra sexxy about a balck woman’s mouth, She was sucking slowly but deliberately, not teasing. Her hand was jacking me off as her mouth would move to the head of my cock, then as her lips moved down to engulf my cock again her hand would be just jacking the first inch or so of my cock. I have about an average sized cock, nothing like some I have seen. The woman of the pair we were watching began to breath very heavily, she pushed herself up from the position she had been in, her tits laying on the coat or whatever they had laid in the ground. As she raised up I could see her very large tits swaying back and forth with the rhythm of the man’s strokes. I was beginning to feel my own orgasm coming as Afro-dite sucked expertly on my cock. Peaches was watching as Afro-dite’s lips slid up and down my cock. She looked at me and said, “This reminds me of the party we met at.” I just smiled as I was in no condition to talk. I stood up, Afro-dite followed my dick s I did so. I wanted to fuck Afro-dite’s pussy. I had fucked her before at other parities and wanted to feel her hot black pussy again. I turned her around and guided her into doggy position, raised up her toga to find a bare pussy looking very puffed up like some women’s do when they are in need of a good fucking. I positioned my cock at the entrance to her cunt, finding it already well lubricated with her own juices and no doubt Peaches saliva. I rubbed the head of my dick up and down her slit several times, contemplating which of the inviting holes I wanted to stick it into. Eventually I decided a pussy fuck sounds good tonight. I started to work my dick into her cunt. Afro-dite’s cunt was tight but well lubed, in just a couple of strokes I was in it to the hilt. Afro-dite pressed against me and moaned. I began to fuck her, in and out, in and out. She pressed against me on each stroke as my dick slid deep into her cunt. I watched as the other couple began to moan together. He pulled out of her cunt and she turned around and began to suck his cock, she had to be deep-throating him as his cock was rather long and thin. and she was taking it all on every stroke. She stopped moving and he began to fuck her mouth, long strokes in and out. Soon he began to come, I could tell because his movements became jerky. He shot his whole load down her throat as I watched. she licked his dick and played with it as it went soft. I was enjoying Afro-dite’s cunt still. Peaches could take watching no longer she straddled Afro-dite’s back and caused her to schrunch down a bit. Peaches leaned forward and offer her cunt to me. I was kneeling now, I slid out of Afro-dite and slid to the hilt into Peaches. This was a new one for me. I had two women kneeling in front of me one straddling the other with both pussies and both ass-holes offer up to me. I fucked Peaches a few strokes, then slid back into Afro-dite’s pussy. I fucked her a few and then changed back to Peaches. Every pussy is different. Afro-dite’s pussy is not as tight as Peaches, and her hair is kind of bristly, Afro-dite has large pussy lips that clung to my cock as it stroked outward. Peaches soft neatly trimmed hair caressed my balls while Afro-dite’s sort of bristled them. I soon felt my cum building. I kept switching from pussy to pussy, as I began to come I felt the cum squirting down the tube in the bottom of my dick, I squirted deep into Peaches’ pussy then slid out and stroked into Afro-dite’s pussy the last squirt or two were deposited deep into Afro-dite. I continued to fuck Afro-dite as my cock began to soften, then switched back to Peaches before it was too limp to slide in.
As I began to be aware of more than my cock I realized that the couple who had been fucking nearby had moved to the bench I started out on and were watching us while drinking glasses of wine. I asked if they had enjoyed watching and they said yes.
Here’s a few places you might find interesting..
Blog Fucker’s Blog
Latina’s and Black women
Interracial Porn site
Intense Interacial Porn
Nast Black Sex
I know the Paris Hilton sex tapes thing is just about Passe, but have you heard about the Janine and Vince Neil sex tapes? Pornstar Janine’s first boy girl scene ever with Motley Crue’s front man, Vince Neil. Janine is one of the biggest stars in porn and up to this point she has only been done in girl/girl movies and pictorials. Now you can see Janine with a man for the first time, and the Guy is Vince Neil, Rock Star. The porn star and the rock star!
See Janine and Vince Neil porn tape
BTW I still haven’t found a real place to see the Paris Hilton sex tapes. I know they are availabe somewhere but just can’t find them.