Is this an unusual place to find a link to a candle blog?
Well that’s fine. It’s my blog and I’ll link who I want to. 
Anything you ever wanted to know about candles.
Besides a post about candles right above a post about an artificial pussy, seems appropriate to me.
Here’s an interesting little device.
No need to spend big bucks on an artificial pussy.
This guy’s invention looks like it would do the same thing for much fewer dollars, and you don’t have to clean it when you are finished if you don’t want to.
OK I have had a chance to look at it and this IS the original Paris Hilton sex tape. It looks a lot better than the one that floated around the P2Ps. This copy also has several minutes of added full color footage.
For legal reasons they are not allowed to refer to her as Paris Hilton on their site so they Refer to her as Hotel Heiress, or trust fund girl.
You can download just the Paris Hilton sex video by Clicking here.
You can D/L it for free but, you will have to whip out a credit card and pay to see it.
This is a link to the main page of the site that has the legal copy available. It explains a little more of the process and has a download link.
LInk to main page.
Everybody is looking for the Paris Hilton sex video tape. Seems about half the people coming to this site from Google or Yahoo are looking for the Paris Hilton, Rick Solomon sex video tape. Well I may have found a place you can get the sex tape.
If your into nude celebrities then you want to check them out anyway.
Well you know it had to happen, There are movie parodies of just about every big movie. First there was Star Whores, then Star Tricks.
Now there is a Lord of the Rings porn parody. Is Tolkein rolling in his grave or does he have big ole boner?
First came the Whore of the Rings, porn parody. “Whore of the Rings is an all anal epic tail of sprawing proportions with a superstar cast!!”
It’s description from a porn video sales site:
In a land filled with magic and dragons a group of heroes led by Violet Blue and Aurora Snow must save the world from the evil Sorceress Kylie Ireland. If the Sorceress gains control of the last ring she will send Central Earth into complete darkness!
Whore Of The Rings is an all anal epic tail of sprawing proportions with a superstar cast!!
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Violet Blue, Nikita Denise, Aurora Snow, Chris Cannon, Napoleon, Lee Stone, Steve Taylor, Nikko Knights, Steve Hatcher, Jay Ashley, Roboko
Then came Whore of the Rings II, which includes a Gollum sex scene and a Treebeard sex scene.
In this movie version of the classic story by J.R.R. Tokin’, witness the magixxx of another world. The adventure is high and the trousers are tight when these mighty sorceresses spread their legs for magic wands.
I imagine Whore of the Rings III is in the works and will include sex with a giant spider.
Porn parodies of popular movies have been around as long as the has been porn. Probably the most parodied show of all time is Star Trek.
SEX TREK: THE NEXT PENETRATION
‘Sex Trek’ is an incredible big budget parody of the famous T.V. series, Star Trek complete with points ears, deep space probes, amorous aliens and the hottest sex this side of Uranus.
Beam me up Scotty…
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Patricia Kennedy, Devon Shire, Marilyn Rose, Randy Spears, Randy West, Joey Silvera
SEX TREK II: THE SEARCH FOR SPERM
Another Star Trek Porn Parody. Follow the continuing adventures of the Starship Plundereer and its crew on their agonizing search for sperm. Complete with dazzling special effects, alien sex rituals and all your favorite crew members.
This is the greatest ‘Sex Trek’ adventure yet!!!
Starring: Danielle Rogers, Mona Lisa, Mimi Miyagi, Sharise, Randy Spears, Randy West, Joey Silvera
SEX TREK III: THE WRATH OF BOB
The Star Trek Porn Parodies continue with The Wrath of Bob. The crew of the Starship Plunderer is back. Captain Quirk, Mr. Sperm, Dr. McJoy and the rest are so funny and so hot, your genitals might go nova.
Starring: Dominique Simone, Alicia Rio, Shayla LaVeaux, Fantasia, Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera
SEX TREK IV: THE NEXT ORGASM
The starship Entercourse has never been hotter or hornier, as the most poular sex-sci-fi series in history is once again probing the deepest, most erotic corners of the universe with an all-new crew!
So report to the video deck, put the tape in and … engage!
Starring: Steven St. Croix, T.T. Boy, Jonathan Morgan, Sean Michaels, Julian St. Jox, Tera Heart, Sally Layd, Jordan McKnight, Anna Malle
The space ship Entercourse discovers a mysterious space alien visitor with strange sexual powers. The crew goes out of control with interracial, anal, girl/girl, and threesomes in a whitehot supernova of sex!
Starring Tera Heart, Barbara Doll, Sally Layd, Jordan McKnight, Steven St. Croix, T.T. Boy, Sean Michaels
Even our old favorite Christmas Movies are not left out here’s a parody of It’s a Wonderful Life.
TITS A WONDERFUL LIFE
If you need a reminder of just how wonderful life can be, you came to the right place. Lisa Ann sparkles as the guardian angel you always wished you had, and she’s a got a few new tricks that would certainly have perked old George Bailey up! So cuddle up with some eggnog, and press play. Your holiday wishes are about to come true!
Starring: Lisa Ann, Lynn LeMay, Nikki Sinn, Jordan Lee, Dallas D’Amour, Alex Sanders, Tom Chapman, Vince Voyeur, Blade Baran, and Bogie
BEAVER AND BUTTCHEEKS
The Real Beavis and Butthead wish they could have stared in this porn Parody It’s not what they say…it’s how they do it! Meet Beaver & Buttcheeks, two of the sexiest late night talk hosts ever to light up your television. You won’t believe the zany rise to fame of these two Hot x-roadies as they break all the rules of broadcast television!
Starring: Tara Monroe & Rebecca Bardoux. Also Jonathan Morgan, Micky Lynn, Marc Wallice, Tom Byron, Wednesday, Kim Chambers, Steven St. Croix
Even family movies from eveybodies favorite mouse are fair games for porn parody makers.
HONEY, I BLEW… EVERYBODY
Midnight Video presents the story of a girl who just couldn’t say no Meet Tiffany, a wild and naughty minx if ever there was one. Tiffany is boy crazy she loves them all the bigger the better, all sizes and shapes long ones, short ones even fat ones she’s out of control and falls to her knees at the drop of a hat or a zipper gulp! It’s every-man for himself as Tiffany and her pals blow the shorts off every stud in sight Midnight duz it again.
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Melanie Moore, Heather Lere, Chaz Vincent, Brandy Alexandre, Janet Jacme, Jerry Butler, Wayne Summers, Julian St. Jox, Tony T., Nick East, and Rob Tyler
And a female version of James Bond.
JANE BOND MEETS THUNDERBALLS
You expect the outrageously UNUSUAL in sex-packed action from a Bond spy and thigh thriller, but this epic of depraved diabolical intrigue will have you panting with sexcitement.
Starring: Stacey Donovan as Jane Bond, Sasha Gabor as Thunderballs, Krista Lane as Octopussy, Robert Bullock, Sheena Horne, Shelly Sand, Scott Irish, Jesse Eastern, Whitney Prince and Viper.
Imagine If Eddie Murphy had been a woman. A very Horny Woman!
THE SLUTTY PROFESSOR
Professor Vannessa, develops a love potion that gets anybody, no matter how uptight they are, to let loose the juice! It seems the more prudish you are, the nastier you get. From hot scorching anal… to Porsha’s first time ever, even in her private life… double penetration. Listening to the noises she makes will make you a believer. watch what happens when the professor tries it on heself.
Starring: Vannessa, Porsha, Passion, Mia, Megan Reed, David Steele, Tony Eveready, Mark Anthony
The title of this one just plain scares me.
SEXORCIST
When an old doctor finds he’s living in a haunted house with a sexually insatiable lady ghosts haunting his dungeon, he calls the SEXORCIST. Instead of ridding the castle of the beautiful sex demons, these ass-busters fall under their spell and become sex toys that must satisfy their supernatural lust!
Starring: Lynden Johnson, Lili Xene, Kim Chambers, Bridgette Aime, Stephanie Duvalle, Steve Hatcher, Martino, Shawn Ricks, Dick Nasty
A Brady Bunch Porn Parody????? Well OK I did have the hots for Marcia, a long time ago.
THE BACKDOOR BRADYS
See the Bradys in action as you always wanted to… Indoors, outdoors, and all around with the whole buch of blonde babes! The action heats up your screen backdoor style. Sam really brings Alice the meat in this one!
Starring: Dallas, Frank Towers, Jay Ashley, Kaitlyn Ashley, Michael J. Cox, Nina Hartley, Rachel Love, Sean Rider, Stacy Nichols
Feeling lucky Punk?
DIRTY HARRIET
Wanna blow me Clarice?
THE SILENCE OF THE BUNS
Welcome to the BUNS (Basic Understanding of Natural Sexuality) Institute. Our doctors and staff are here to guide you through your utmost sexual fantasies. Here we specialize in reconditioning our patients from a repressive society into a more accepting, healing environment. We encourage you to find as many partners as you wish, and remember: there’s no end to the imagination … Starring Samantha Strong, Dominique Simone, Patricia Kennedy, Tom Chapman, Julian St. Jox, T.T. Boy, Cal Jammer, Tianna Taylor, Crissy, Eric Starr.
They missed Eyes Wide Shut. But they got
MOULIN SPLOOGE
These girls are porn s nastiest whores. They ll make you shake with fear. Here are the true queens of hardcore, suckin , screwin , eatin cock like there s no tomorrow. So relax and watch as these little sluts tear it up
Sure why not?
THE OZPORNS
TV can only go so far this one goes all the way!
An uncensored parody of America s favorite dysfunctional family!
In this episode: Izzy is on a mission to find out who stole his bran muffins, John is getting his feet and other body parts wet, Fiona s in love with a struggling rapper from the bad part of Malibu, and Sarah has her eyes on well, you ll just have to watch it won t you?
With zany precision, Antonio Pasolini serves up his funniest, freakiest romp yet, reasserting his role as the undisputed king of kinky comedy!
Starring: Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Nikita Denise, Sindee Cox, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Samantha Sterling, Steve Hatcher, Pat Myne, Marty Romano, Kyle Stone, Cheyne Collins, Fred J. Lincoln, Tina Tyler, Barry Wood, Aria
Can’t let our favorite mobsters go un-parodied.
THE SOPORNOS #2
Bobby Soporno has a new business venture. He has entered the world of porn. Convinced by a low-life porn director that the best way to recover his loan is to allow him to direct a movie, money-minded Bobby realizes that this could also turn into a lucrative business venture for the future. Then why does Bobby still have this nagging anxiety? Well, one thing we do know; the only thing he’s accomplished in therapy is driving his shrink to drink.
Starring: Jewel De’Nyle, Kendra Jade, Heather Lyn, Bridgette Kirkove, Juliet Sheridon, Tony Tedeschi, William Margold, Alec Metro, Herschel Savage, Joey Ray, Tyce Bune, Adam Wilde
How about a Bondage Parody of General Hospital?
GENITAL HOSPITAL
Mistress Tara is the most sadistic chick ever to graduate from medical school. With her little scared slut assistant, Nurse Kimberly, she terrorizes her patients, and you are next! Strapped securely face down to an exam table, your ass is fresh meat for the sadistic Doctor Tara. She violates your virgin asshole with a demanding finger, then two, stretching you wide while she slaps your stiffening cock and tortures your balls until they turn blue. You almost pass out from the pleasure and the pain, only to see that Tara has moved on to her slut nurse who is bound next to you. Tara takes a huge vibrator and pumps slutty Kimberly’s hpt asshole, then with help from slave Nick, Tara inserts a speculum into her moist twat and stretches her wider than the Lincoln Tunnel! Kimberly screams as Tara uses all the tools at her disposal, nipple clamps, lashes, and crops to cure what ails her!
Starring: Mistress Tara, Miss Kimberly, and Nick Dakota
Would you like to participate in the First Annual Pornblography Awards at PornBlography.
AND THE NOMINEES ARE…
I know you all have been waiting with baited breath for the First Annual Pornblography Awards nominations list… either that or you’ve been eating too much garlic. Without further ado, here it is!
This might be interesting, .
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Here’s a blog I check in on occasionally. I don’t really know why I guess I just like the blogger editorial attitude.
I slept with a hot bitch last night
I’ll tell you what… that that bitch was hot and panting and squirming all night long. She couldn’t get enough of my body heat. She kept rubbing against my ass and pressing her body against me. She was insatiable.
Every time I looked at her, she rolled those doe-like brown eyes at me, and my resistance melted. I allowed her to tangle the sheets some more.
It’s definately an adult blog, but not sex blog.
I wonder what Woody and Peaches are up to… it’s been a couple days
since I had a chance to touch base with either of them…
Hi Bell!
We’re up to our usual tricks. You should cum on over and join us.
We had a very wild time in the strip club, For a while we just drank and watched the dancers. One of the dancers seemed to catch Fred’s eye. Later I got a VIP room for us so we would have a bit more privacy. The dancers also tend to get considerably wilder in one. I invited the girl who had caught Fred’s eye in and she brought a friend. They made an interesting pair. Julie (we’ll call her that anyway) Had straight hair that hung to her shoulders and she was obviously American Indian. Her friend who’s name I never got was blond with wavy hair. Julie looked a bit like Cher. I wound up sitting next to Mary with Fred to her right and Peaches to his right. The dancers both knew me from previous visits to the club. We order a table dance from both of them which turned into an amazing simulated lesbian dance/sex fest. My cock throbbed as Julie ran her slim hands over the other girls very large and nice breasts. They hugged and rubbed their bodies together for a long time. After the dance Julie came over and squeezed in between Fred and Mary. The other girl dressed and went to do her dance on the cat-walk. I could see that not only was Fred turned on by Julie but Mary was too. I caught Peaches eye and we smiled. It wasn’t long before Mary and Fred were both paying a great deal of attention to Julie, Mary was caressing her breasts which were still bare after the table dance. Fred surprised me by suggesting that Mary and Julie give us all a table dance. This dance was much wilder than the first. Both women got completely naked. Mary was a wild woman, I have been with many older women, and Mary has one of the finest bodies I have seen on a woman her age. Julie soon had Mary bent over backwards over a table finger fucking her and licking her clit. I don’t think Mary came but she enjoyed it immensely. I asked Mary and Fred if they would like it if all 5 of us went back to their room and they jumped at the idea. Julie was of course not allowed to leave with a customer, but those things can always be worked out. We all met at the room. Peaches talked briefly with Mary I later learned they were making financial arrangements. This night was costing me a lot of money but it would be richly repaid financially if this contrast goes through.
Here’s an interesting blog. Looks new.
It’s a political blog, hard to say which arm. (left or right)
This guys blogged that Saddam had been captured BEFORE the news and in fact BEFORE the President had heard!
That’s a blog scoop if I ever heard one.
Think I’ll check him out occasionally.
Porn pays off for Paris Hilton. Yes the Paris Hilton of sex tape fame.
Who was it that said said porn was a career killer? Not so for Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton is about to become even more of a household name.
Fox is ecstatic with the runaway success of Hilton’s “Beverly Hillbillies in reverse” reality TV show “The Simple Life,” it’s now negotiating with her to do another reality show. Paris Hilton - who became the talk of the town after a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon surfaced - could get up to 2 million $US for her next TV show. That’s considerably more than Rick Solomon ever stood to get for the Paris Hilton sex tapes.
The Paris Hilton sex porn video is available all over the net even at ebay. You can find the Paris Hilton video on google, or yahoo. You can find jokes about it everywhere. I have even seen it on health and free porn sites. You can download it using kazaa lite and watch her play pussy games with Rick Solomon. Being “Paris Hiltoned” will probably soon be in the dictionary, Paris Hilton is even showing up in song lyrics, and may appear in playboy. An MILF Paris is definately not, but she has nice firm healthy boobs. Yahoo.com amazon.com and google are search engines you can find Pairs Hilton in. Hell, you can probably find on Paris on mapquest her sex tape is everywhere. A Paris Hilton and Rick Solomon video would make a great adult nude Christmas present. Paris Hilton’s name is appearing frequently in literotica these days, and is one of the main subject lines in mail at hotmail. But like the weather maps these things change. Ebay.com has now restricted listings about Paris Hilton and ask jeeves is no longer listing literotica sex stories about Paris and Rick. The sublime directory also no longer lists sites about Paris Hilton sex tapes. But Walmart is considering a line of Paris Hilton xxx lingerie, that will be music to some peoples ears, may even be a best buy.
Update as of 1 March 2004.
The real Paris Hilton Sex tape is now available. I have had a chance to look at it and it IS the original Paris Hilton sex tape. It looks a lot better than the one that floated around the P2Ps. This copy also has several minutes of added full color footage.
For legal reasons they are not allowed to refer to her as Paris Hilton on their site so they Refer to her as Hotel Heiress, or trust fund girl.
You can download just the Paris Hilton sex video by Clicking here.
You can D/L it for free but, you will have to whip out a credit card and pay to see it.
This is a link to the main page of the site that has the legal copy available. It explains a little more of the process and has a download link.
Link to main page.
We had dinner last night with an important future client (hopefully). He had brought his wife to town with him as, if all goes well they will be moving to Dallas-Fort Worth area. Peaches usually attends these business meetings as she is half owner of our business. We ate at popular eatery named after a past Dallas Cowboys quarter-back. Peaches and I had never met his wife, she was a knockout! A mature lady, About 40 as was he. It was obvious that they both worked out to stay in shape. She had a great set of tits that I kept looking at. She wasn’t wearing a bra, but she was wearing a jacket so it wasn’t like she was trying to show her tits. I’ll call her Mary. He’s Fred. Not their real names of course. Peaches and Mary hit it off right away. Mary is also very involved in their business, mostly doing the PR work. We talked over dinner about the business we would be doing together, and eventually about Dallas-Fort Worth area and entertainment. Mary asked about “Gentlemen’s Clubs”. I was at first taken aback as I usually don’t expect women to be interested in strip clubs. But she explained that some of their clients expect to be taken to strip clubs as part of business negotiations. Then she really set me back, She said with a huge smile “You know, feed’em, get’em drunk, get’em laid”. Now of course I had heard and used that expression myself many times before. And I have sealed many a business deal the next morning while the new client smiled that “I just got laid” grin. I guess it just surprised me that this very professional looking older woman would say or do such a thing. She seemed very proper and business like. I have several Gentlemen’s clubs that I take clients to, and have agreements with several dancers in each. Show my client a good time and I tip well. I told Mary that yes there are many Gentlemen’s clubs in the area and described my favorites. The conversation went on for a while, as we finished our dinner, Mary and Peaches got very secretive and giggly, looked like a couple of school girls. As we were leaving Fred asked to go to one of those Gentlemen’s clubs, and Mary piped in and said “Take us to the one which has the youngest dancers, our clients seem to like young dancers.” So I took them to a club I know that specializes in hiring students from The University of Texas at Arlington, and some other schools around Dallas-Fort Worth.
And thus began an odyssey I will never forget. “Feed’em, get’em drunk, get’em laid” Took on a whole new meaning for the four of us and for one very sexy young dancer. I’ll tell you more when I get a minute. We have to go sign a contract with Mary and Fred. There will be four “I just got laid” grins around this table. Maybe five if they bring their new dancer friend.